The Enterprise crew visits a pre-warp planet. But someone else was there first, and they seem to be poisoning the groundwater and causing the natives to get sick.

Trip breaks into an antique shop, Archer has a translator malfunction. T'pol is stunning, and Hoshi...Where did Hoshi go? Has anyone seen Hoshi?

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00:00 Episode 62

00:30 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

01:20 Big Thumb

01:40 Rough Rider

02:00 PlayTribble?

02:15 #NotAllTribbles

02:50 No Kids warning!

03:15 It's not a cowboy thing

03:40 Bad joke here

05:15 News: Sonequa in Space Jam!

05:50 Someone got written out

06:00 Pepe Le Pew Stinks

07:50 Bad housekeeping

09:20 Cartoons not for children?

11:30 RIP Cliff Simon

13:09 WonderCon@Home 2021

14:25 The Center Seat coming to History Channel this September 8th

15:30 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is under production w/ 5 new regular actors

16:15 Pike and Spock fan fiction?

16:35 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

17:30 Tribble Postcards?

17:45 Knitting mad

18:07 The Gold Standard

18:50 ...is Anal

19:48 Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1 "Civilization"

20:00 Teaser "M is for Mystery"

20:40 Pranks - Googly Eyes on Tribbles

21:10 Don't use Gorilla Glue w/ Tribbles

21:32 Fine sand

22:00 Captain Commando

22:10 Classic Star Trek open

22:30 Oh, there's a Class M Planet!

23:00 Directed by V'Ger? - Mike Vejar

23:50 At least it wasn't Va Jay Jay

24:00 Act I - "Archer Knows Best"

24:40 Archer's a Dick

25:00 Let's go and role-play!

25:15 Science Officer Advice

26:00 T'Pol lets her hair down

26:45 Why the cornfields?

27:40 Neutrino Emissions

28:10 Indoor Plumbing

28:30 Act II - "Enterprise Crop Circles"

29:30 Sonic Screwing?

30:00 Pulling a Kirk

30:55 T'Pol is Stunning

31:30 Lying - The key to gay guy relationships

32:00 Breaking and Entering...Again!

32:30 Transporters solve all your problems!

33:20 Where's Hoshi?

35:00 Super Sales Guy

36:15 If I were an alien on another planet...

38:35 Escape Room Level 2

38:50 Act III - "Translator Malfunction"

39:45 Time to say no

40:10 Archer's bold move

40:20 Intergalactic Herpes

40:30 What if they're Nose Lickers? Eyebrow Suckers?

40:45 Thumb up a butt

41:00 Rebooting Universal Translator

41:20 Odd Coincidence

41:40 What ifs?

42:45 Handiwork

43:15 How to bow down!

44:10 Old School

44:30 Universal Concept of Bras for Alien women

45:45 Going Commando?

46:00 TOS women's outfits

46:30 Patrick is...fine.

46:46 Malurians and Nomad's eventuality

48:00 Space Dragon! Run!

49:00 This woman is chill. Could it be the tea?

49:35 Is that really your face?

49:45 Drink some tea. Now bend over!

50:20 Act IV - "Transporter Saves the Day...Again."

51:00 Maybe a "Tad" re-written

51:15 Which button?

52:18 That sign says to Kiss?

52:30 Tonguing

52:50 What's a Trigger?

53:15 Don't point it towards Darwin

54:15 Enterprise gets out gunned again

54:30 Grappling

55:00 Trip vs. the Vulcan Woman...Why?

55:30 The Woman saved the day

56:00 Another Woman saves the day

56:30 Translator break again?

56:50 Gurl, I met this space man...

57:15 Evil Malurians

58:00 Where's my flying skateboard? And we have shitty replicators

58:45 They recorded a scene on the day of 9/11

59:00 Thumb in the butt will typically change a mood.

1:00:00 Kiss or not kiss the girl?

1:00:20 Who became dinner?

1:00:40 Next week: "Fortunate Son"

1:01:01 Scooby Doo-ish

1:01:50 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

1:02:30 The show ends?

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