The Chicago Pope dashes the lefts dreams and also makes them forget everything's racist! India says British Businessmen Millionaires aren't allowed to use apparent Buddha burial stones as collateral for financial business, and the weirdest display of insanity occurs at yet another German Cathedral, and this time it's over a song remake of a song remake of West Side Story with chickens dressed in diapers and shirtless performers. Yes you heard that correctly that actually happened. All that and more on the Unorthodox Jonathan Show.