Welcome back to Rockin’ on the Porch! In this episode, tripping over tables, Google history horror stories, and dating profiles for unicorn wranglers spark the wildest porch confessions and gut-busting laughs. Is reality just a simulation, or did a cow really upstage a would-you-rather?

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Chapters

00:00

Introduction and Setup Mishaps

03:44

Transitioning to New Dynamics

06:22

Would You Rather: Secrets vs. Texts

10:56

Reality TV Reflections

15:34

Cats vs. Dogs Debate

22:03

Living in a Simulation?

25:17

Experiencing Time: Glitches and Slow Motion

29:38

The Simulation Theory and Its Implications

34:38

Navigating Relationships and Personal Boundaries

39:07

Dating Profiles: Humor and Communication