In today's Weird or Wired we explore the new portable bidet that you can take with you wherever you need to take a dookie. Sounds great, right? Well, Matt doesn't seem to think so. Listen in and find out his thoughts on this bizarre invention. 

Also, we had a lot of fun at the Austin FC game this past weekend. Listen to our recap, as well as CJ's altercation when he went to the restroom. 

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