Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, coming at you with a forecast that's gonna be more exciting than a fourth-quarter touchdown! Portland, we've got a weather game plan that'll keep you on your toes.

Let's break down tonight's defensive strategy. We're looking at rain rolling in like a blitz - south winds coming in around 14 miles per hour with gusts up to 24 miles per hour. Chance of precipitation? A whopping 90 percent! Talk about a weather sack attack! Precipitation amounts will be less than a tenth of an inch, so think of it like a short screen pass.

Now for our Weather Playbook segment! Let's talk about something cool - atmospheric pressure. Think of the atmosphere like a massive offensive line. When high-pressure systems move in, they're basically blocking low-pressure systems from making any big plays. It's like defensive positioning in meteorology - and I live for those strategic weather moves!

Three-day forecast, coming in hot like a quarterback's read option:

Friday: Full-on rain assault! High near 53 degrees, south southwest winds around 11 miles per hour. Precipitation between a quarter and half an inch - that's a serious ground game, folks!

Saturday: Partly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers. High near 55 degrees - think of it like a mild offensive strategy.

Sunday: Showers before 2 pm, then rain after. High near 57 degrees. Chance of precipitation at 80 percent - we're talking total weather domination!

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