Alexis Novak (red headed-yogi, leo, and cool butt enthusiast) joins Julian on a trip with a portmanteau packed full of portmanteaus. This anti-royal family romp is the kind of podcast Lewis Carroll would've imagined. How many times should "Julexi" flush the toilet? IS it fun to marry a prince? Can you think of any portman-nooos? Come have a chortle, this episode is not vomitrocious.

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