This week we kick things off with some banter about automatic doors and how they endorse smoking. Then we get into our 'Of the Weeks' which include; 'I thought this was America moment of the week', 'I said forget about it cuh moment of the week', and 'English diet of the week'.

In our Backpage News we tackle some interesting headline such as; 'Mona Lisa attacked with cake by man dressed as old lady in wheelchair', 'Woman bites her sister’s eye off in drunken fight, police say', and 'Taiwanese people stuck with the name ‘Salmon’ after sushi promotion'.

In Sports we talk about this pro e-scooter league that's popping off, which is annoying because they stole our idea.