POTOm turns 18! It can now drink, vote and watch grot as much as it likes. It can also buy fireworks, get a commercial pilot’s licence, gamble, donate its organs, buy fags, get a tattoo, buy a crossbow, serve on a jury, make a will, get the minimum wage and be sued.

But it’s not going to do any of those. Except maybe the last one. That’s POTOm!