BJ, Spencer, and Sarah do a chapter by chapter read of the fifth Harry Potter book, Order of the Phoenix. Sarah starts us off with a Rapid-fire Recap, BJ then goes into his Wizard Wheezes, then joins Spencer for Newbie's Notes. Sarah then purveys over the winner and loser of the chapter, followed by a sometimes good natured assault of Spencer and BJ's questions, quibbles, and queries.