Our Forest Whitaker (and in this case, also Don Swayze) specialist, Shane Stroud, is back again for a change-up on our usual, annual viewing of Christmas in Wonderland. This year, we're going back to the bags-of-money, incest-adjacent, Crash-esque holiday classic featuring Velvet Larry and Jessica Biel's writhing, baked body. Shane hates it, but ain't that the Crazy Swayze Christmas promise?