Congratulations to Jayden Daniels for being named the starting quarterback for your 2024 Washington Commanders!

Assuming he's not hit by a meteor in the next week or two, he will be the team's 36th starting QB since 1993, and simply by virtue of being able to walk and chew gum at the same time, he is probably already among the ten best of those players. We'll never know, though, because Jamie and Matt don't rank him. But they DO rank the other 35 guys, and boy, is it ever bleak.

Join us, won't you, for a grim deathmarch through 31 years of quarterbacking futility!