In this episode, we quickly touch on the introduction of the Tesla Cyber Truck and if it unlocks and starts its engine with a keyless micropenis. Then we cruise to the Met Gala and propose a PR revamp with a new visionary (hint: Anna Wintour has already done has herses...). Next, we talk about the Boy Scouts of America's recent rebrand to "Scouting America" and the latest ad from Apple for its new, ultra-thin, super unnecessary iPad. Lastly, MacKenzie Scott - please call us. Only you can save journalism.