It's the "Valentime's" edition of the show and for the second day in a row Junior is a no-show (Mutha sits in) and Stan is irritated about it, Grab Bag, Stan gives an encouraging update on Haney's recovery progress, Local Beat has a homeless man busted for a stolen shopping cart and gopher tortoise, Open Phones, Anthony Melchiorre of Absolute Law stops by with his weekly visit and free legal advice, Fluffer, emails, a game of Stan's Name That Movie features movies with Jack Pallance and several prizes given away, Stan's News, and more...