Done It Duncan is our first person of the week. Duncan is a resident of Ankh Morpor, and according to Carrot, the worst thief in Ankh Morpork. He's also the best informant, though, since it's all a game designed to get him a night in a warm cell and a hot meal. "It wasn't the Der Brys gang which knocked over Portin's warehouse. It was me!" Thank you for your inadvertent public service, Mr. Duncan-- as Carrot might put it.

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