This lecture was presented at a workshop organized by the Abuja Enterprise Agency (AEA), Abuja on 8 February 2022. The workshop was organized as pre-retirement training for civil servants and senior citizens. Although financial security is an important element in retirement plans, this presentation lays more emphasis on the psychological aspects of retirement, especially in matters of adjusting to retirees' new identity and what can be called, the “New Normal” in their personal, family, and social lives. Listen, learn and laugh as you edit your Youniverse!