Episode Summary: Season 5 Kickoff - Grandmas, Hot Seats, and Old Men

Welcome to Season 5 of the Dynasty Deep Dive, where hope springs eternal, but reality hits like a blindside sack. In this season premiere, we expose how Syracuse's Coach Bud Diesel secured the #1 recruiting class by shamelessly seducing the grandmothers of 5-star prospects.

We also cover the looming FCC investigation into South Carolina's obnoxiously loud fan base, point and laugh at Northwestern’s Eric Callis as he desperately begs SEC programs for a job, and throw a very depressing 40th birthday party for Georgia Tech’s Ben Davis—the only user coach in the league who still hasn't sniffed a playoff game. Plus, we react to the ultimate committee disrespect: reigning Heisman winner Daniel Bray vanishing completely from the preseason watch list.

Grab your snickerdoodles and buckle up. Season 5 is already a toxic wasteland, and we wouldn't have it any other way.