In today's episode, we're putting Doctor William Thornton on blast for trying to turn one of our Founding Fathers into a goat zombie. If that's not a wild enough way to celebrate the 4th, I don't know what is. Thank you to Defy the Mall for the use of their song The Keeper of Histories for the intro and outro of our program.

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