Poetize with Deanna Starshine

President Mandates Toilet Paper


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Topics include barking dogs, sugar water, and people who refuse to wipe.
Poems by John S. Hall, Brennan McCloy, President Joe Gayden, Jessica Lohafer, Edward Hirsch, Kim Addonizio, and Deanna Starshine

Hosted by Deanna Starshine. Booth Announcer Jim Bratton. Music by What Army. First aired on KPSQ 97.3 in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Typewriter effect by Soundbible user TamSKP. Syndicated on Pacifica and podcast at https://www.poetize.xyz/ and on your podcast app.

More by the featured poets:
~ John S. Hall: http://kingmissile.com/
~ Jessica Lohafer: https://www.specialladyday.com/
~ Edward Hirsch: https://www.edwardhirsch.com/
~ Kim Addonizio: https://www.kimaddonizio.com/
~ Wednesday Night Poetry: https://www.facebook.com/WednesdayNightPoetry/
~ Deanna Starshine: https://www.instagram.com/DeannaStarshine/

Big shoutout to our Patron of the Week: Kevin W. Lyon, who was the inspiration for President Gayden’s bitt wiping rant. Thank you, Kevin, for supporting Poetize on Patreon.

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