Press A To Kiss

Simon and I spending another week fantasizing about the soft men on Yoshiwara.  We try our hand at a new man named Asagiri, who smells so good, and is described as a “self-indulgent” lover.  We also talking about kissing and our first kisses. Gross!

Simon and John finally do something for the ladies (well, straight ladies IF you count Neglege as a game for lesbians).  This week we go to fantasy Japan’s pleasure district to date some hot, male courtesans!  We take a dive into these hot lads and their incredibly loose fitting clothing, and talk about feasts and … Continue reading "Men of Yoshiwara – Look at those loose kimonos!"

Simon & John tackle the 800 lb gorilla of dating sims: Huniepop.  One of the most “well regarded” games in the genre, Huniepop uses excellent mechanics to say nothing but absolute garbage.  But as Simon points out, the game does a good job with Saris.  In addition, we get “aggressively creative” with our breaks in … Continue reading "Huniepop- Mechanically Good But Morally Bankrupt"

We’ve got a surprise for you this week. Instead of reviewing a game, we’re looking at a recent remake of one of the most well known japanese animes – Death Note.  Feel free to watch the movie before listening to this because we are going to spoil the heck out of it. We also get … Continue reading "Death Note – Romano v Dafoe"

This week, we wrap up what has literally been 5 episodes (over 1/2 our catalogue) of dad talk.  We talk about lusty dates, good boats for love, and some secrets hidden in Dream Daddy.  Join us for the very exciting conclusion of Dream Daddy!

Dating Simulators are popular! Dream Daddy is a 2017 dating simulator that puts your user created dad on some wild dates with some fantastic fathers.  The surprising part? The game is good! This is an oasis in a desert of trash.  Join us as we talk about leather daddies, dad jokes, grilling, and some HOT … Continue reading "Dream Daddy Pt 1 – Wait this is a good game!"

This week we finally finish Shuffle! Sorry for the delay, but there was a lot to play and edit.  We talk about beaches, dating, frostbite, and possible sex with powerful magical and (trigger warning) under-aged clones. To counter act our trash check out these social justice podcasts: http://www.wkamaubell.com/podcasts/#/new-page/ http://www.wnyc.org/shows/dopequeens

Simon and I continue playing Shuffle! where we still don’t go on any dates, but continue hanging out with dads.  We take a deeper look at some of the music, deal with translation errors, and get confronted by pedophilia.  Buckle up for one of our wildest episodes yet!

This week, we try our luck with a staple in the genre, Shuffle!  Shuffle! is a classic visual novel that follows a young high school boy through a web of possible dating partners. The catch? There is an inter-dimensional rift bringing in demon ladies and god ladies!

THANK YOU to everyone who helped make our first three episodes such a big success.  As a thank you, here is a little twisted thing Simon said during our Kitting Powers Episode. I cut it out originally because I was worried about time, but I keep thinking about this, and I think it says a … Continue reading "Bonus: Simon & The Sims"