Goals galore this weekend, Tony Pulis should be scared about his job, but despite the everyone acting like it's already happened, he is acting like he's not bothered.  Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba are back for Man United, but was a secret safari at Carrington the reason for the Zlats speedy recovery. Plus Jim bemoans the fact that the future is not what he was promised, and a football remake of James Cameron's Terminator is on the cards. And there's a real-life Specsavers advert from a game in the Bundesliga.