Pretend Football is back and Maul is solo this week while Sike was put on the shelf with a bad case of black lung. Doctor Fung has stated that he should make a speedy recovery or die very shortly, so hurry back Sike... or don't. Anyway, the week 9 episode details the meteoric rise of the South Shartsville Gravy Legs since they relocated in the offseason and install those new office lights, which seem to be working wonders.