Poor Penelope Scottsworthy- all she wanted was to be a mean Facebook mom, but she got replaced by Barbara Porter. Either way, though, Facebook is... hard. In this episode, I pretend to be a mom on Facebook and leave some really weird and potentially angering comments and posts, including that the remains of my nonexistent children were above my refrigerator and that people must repent to the spaghetti monster. Hopefully I'm not banned. We'll see...

If you're interested in the YouTube creator from the random niche of the episode (who also inspired this episode in the first place), find Duncanyounot. He's pretty awesome- notice me, please.