Someone tried to volunteer my house for a holiday party and I quickly thwarted that idea. Also some thoughts on why fireworks keeping you up at night might actually be an insurance issue, the Toy Story characters who aged well and the ones who didn't, and a case for comedian encores that would revolutionize the event.

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Officially decided fireworks are not worth watching anymore and the dogs are the only ones who had it right. Also what year could he go back to and actually be a useful doctor? Turns out not many, and the answer is mostly just prescribing pain pills and hoping for the best. Plus a witch debate that nobody asked for but got resolved anyway.

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People should be given bad driver stickers instead of tickets occasionally. Also, a food order that came with too many questions and an employee not knowing what is on the menu. Lastly, why do trash cans need to be cleaned? Sounds like a waste of water and soap to me.

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The podcast got some NASTY comments that need to be addressed. Evidently people thought this podcast was going to be 100% right about everything all the time. After dealing with this dilemma, Jacob brings up a home feature everyone should install. Lastly, do you think some of the state boundaries should move? Might be time to change some things up.

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It has been decided bless you is a pointless social norm and is done saying it. Also attended a Netflix taping and can't wait to see if I make on the big screen. And a backyard situation that may have caused some minor household tension.

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This week covers AI tools are running the podcast behind the scenes, surviving a pickup game with zero points and multiple airballs, and a partial break down of the Enhanced Games.

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A conversation about summer sports somehow turns into fireworks stories, minor league baseball debates, and realizing some childhood decisions probably should not have worked out as well as they did.

Some ideas sounded smarter at the time.

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A normal conversation somehow turned into breaking down gym class athletics like it was professional sports analysis.

From dodgeball strategy and Wiffle ball physics to the realization that gym class may have had the most complete athletes of all time, a few topics probably got analyzed way more seriously than they should have.

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What started as a pretty normal conversation slowly turned into debating things that probably didn’t need this much thought put into them.

Somewhere along the way we got into raw fish at elevation, music festival survival tactics, and why MLB position players throw like somebody’s dad during batting practice.

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Thought a quick Denver trip would be simple until every part of traveling started becoming its own dilemma.

From rental car problems and tipping confusion to Casa Bonita and the realization that vacations somehow create more work when you get back home.

A few things went smoother than expected… a few definitely didn’t.

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