This week, we uncover the wild world of cruise ship employees—and let’s just say, there’s more swinging than sailing happening below deck. Then we make a splash into the Little Mermaid reboot, where the soundtrack has us feeling… conflicted (justice for the OG “Poor Unfortunate Souls”).

Next up: a deep dive into The Uglies—the YA dystopian classic turned movie. We talk beauty standards, brainwashing, and how it hit a little too close to home for our younger selves. Why did this book have us questioning face symmetry in middle school?!

And finally, the benefit is delicious: a marinara sauce brand called SAUZ. We’ve tried every flavor and we’re obsessed. It’s giving homemade without the stress—your pasta (and taste buds) will thank you.