Welcome to a preview of L is for Losers where we dive in deep on all the latest in pop culture + reality tv. For full episodes of L is for Losers go to Patreon.com/LisforLosers.

NEWS (11:15): Queen Kim is declared legally single, while Kanye is too busy grabbing dinner with Tristan Thompson (woof). It sounds like Candiace may be exiting RHOP, Courtney Cox talks haunted houses, Joy Behar takes a spill, and we learn how rich Suzanne Somers got off the Thighmaster!

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City — Reunion Pt. 1 (42:54): It's not nearly as exciting of a first reunion ep as we'd hoped, but there are some juicy moments — like when Meredith says Jen was a better friend to her than Lisa!  Also, we rate our favorite of the gals' insane, gem-toned reunion lewks.

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (57:04): The Shore remains messy for this crew, who manage to fight about every issue at once before Melissa charges Jen. Also, Luis addresses his weird video, providing zero clarity.

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:15:32): Dr. Jen proves she isn't as boring as we thought when she gets absolutely hammered at the very refined dinner party Heather throws. Plus, too many new friends are showing up!

- Summer House (1:32:02): Paige manages to piss Craig off more than she expected by kissing Andrea and Kyle's toast at his birthday party is as off-putting as you'd guess.

- Below Deck Sailing Yacht (1:42:54): We're sad to see this charter group, go but Chef Marcos deserves a break after their nonstop eating!

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jess & marcy!