NEWS (18:50): Look, is it possible to do this podcast and not talk about what Kanye or Kim got up to each week? Absolutely not! We get into the Instagram official of it all, Kanye dragging Trevor Noah and D.L Hughley, Pete getting branded, and all the rest. Also, Hailey Bieber's health scare, Khloe spotted out with a new (problematic) man, Katie and Tom's split, and more.

- Real Housewives of Salt Lake City — Reunion Pt. 3 (56:10): It's time to finally throw in the towel on this season of SLC and we get some lovely moments from Coach Shah, as well as the threat of "horrible rhyming messages of death."

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (1:14:00): This is the week we decide Luis is trouble, and it has a lot to do with a saxophonist and a giant scroll. Meanwhile, the ladies have a spa party and overheat.

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:44:55): Terry and Heather celebrate their new Botched spin-off with a basement party and then Jen hosts possibly the world's worst party, based around a long PowerPoint presentation.

- Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2:03:00): We lament for poor Marcos's head this week and wish him a speedy recovery! We also hope the crew recovers from some of the worst guests ever and a nightmarishly low tip. Yuck.

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Jess & Marcy!

Antphrodite, youtube's pop culture psychic.