Greetings, salutations, and warmest regards. Messrs. Fitzhalfyard and d’Almirall, and the Lady Laura Fitzhalfyard most cordially implore your attention for a faint touch of amusement and diversion to tickle your nerves with a most engrossing discourse regarding the televised play of Pride & Prejudice.   In this episode, Lizzy is surprised to learn of new developments from Charlotte Lucas and castigated by Lady C*** de Bourgh. Mrs. Bennet is reduced to hysterics. M. Darcy makes a most peculiar offer. Intro music by Kimiko Ishizaka of The Open Goldberg Variations