This week we’re joined by The Movie Guy for a breakdown of PRIMATE, a Cujo-style horror flick about a rabid chimp, a cliffside mansion, and one very bad night. We get into the creature effects, the surprisingly intense gore, the oddly used deaf-dad subplot, and why a 90-minute runtime was probably the smartest thing about the film.

Along the way, we debate pool-based survival strategies, the logic of rabies rules, and which parts of the movie unintentionally made us laugh. And in true Two Shot Tuesday fashion, the episode somehow pivots to ketchup, mustard, and one of the strangest domestic coincidences Jason has ever experienced.

It’s chaotic, funny, and very us — enjoy the ride.