In this vibrant and provocative first chapter, Princess Pussy – The Proton Pussy Cat takes the spotlight. With her entourage of awakened feline companions, she embarks on a mission from the cosmos: to help humanity transcend addiction, apathy, and ego.

This is no ordinary audiobook. It’s a psychedelic satire, a spiritual allegory, and a comedic critique of modern life — all rolled into one.

As Princess Pussy grapples with the mess of the human world — from pornified algorithms to emotional disconnection — she and her Proton Pussy crew remain steadfast in their mission: to elevate consciousness, awaken intuition, and guide Earth toward its next evolution.

Blending fantasy, humor, and fierce truth, this first installment sets the stage for a much bigger journey — one that will challenge listeners to look inward, laugh outward, and maybe even purr in recognition.

🎧 Start here. The cats have landed.