A female prison guard was busted getting frisky with an inmate. How common is it? Some of the stories about consensual coitus in the corrections system will shock you.

The shock news of Lee Lin Chin's departure from the SBS newsdesk has left Lakey in a rut, so we pulled him out by poking his Achilles Heel; hyphenated first names. La-a? Yes, La-a.

By popular demand, our quiz has returned to the podcast, today honouring Lee Lin Chin with the world's hardest "chin" quiz.