This week, Rory injures himself with a straw and Laurie completes a competent assembly. Laurie hasn't outed anyone but she's been annoyed at people for not just gaying, while Rory has a mental achievement driven in vanity. Plus, surprise tacos and Dumb John has jury duty.

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