Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Edward continues to be a chode, the vampires are all professional ballroom dancers, and how the hell did Bella not realize it was prom night??? Also, Tyler executes a baller move that doesn't pan out, but we salute him for trying.

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