This document outlines a conservative plan to restructure the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). The plan recommends dismantling the department and redistributing its components among other existing departments, prioritizing border security and immigration enforcement, and cutting spending by privatizing certain functions. It also proposes changes within individual DHS components such as U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), including stricter enforcement of immigration laws and increased detention space. The plan also calls for a decrease in federal involvement in disaster relief and a focus on state and local preparedness, and the elimination of several DHS offices, including the Office of Intelligence and Analysis, which the authors believe is politically motivated. The document concludes with recommendations for interagency cooperation and a comprehensive legislative agenda to implement these reforms.