A very short story about regret... and eagles. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. This one is darkly humorous, a bit misanthropic and contains very vague reference to violence. Written, Performed and Produced by Dan Goldstein Dan Goldstein is the creator, writer, performer and producer of The Gods We Belong To podcast.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-gods-we-belong-to/id1487732465 TRANSCRIPT Prometheus - You humans weren't worth it. You looked so sad, huddled in caves for warmth. "Why not help?" I thought. "It's only fire. What's the worst that could happen?" Well it kept happening. Tribes, nations, faiths... any excuse to throw each other on the fire I gave you. Me? I got an eternity of awful anticipation and violent eagle surgery. So, you're welcome. But you're definitely not worth it. Depressed Buddhist by Unheard Music Concepts