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On today’s episode:

• Your Whole Life Is a Lie — remember being told that one dog year equals seven human years? Yeah... that's bunk. We destroy another perfectly good piece of knowledge you've been carrying around since childhood.

• Your Toilet Paper Could Be Getting More Expensive — a trade war with Canada could mean higher prices for toilet paper in the U.S. Of all the places for international diplomacy to hit us, apparently it's coming for the bathroom.

• Famous People DO NOT Die in Threes — Prospector has ranted about this for years, and he's doing it again. Why are we so determined to find a pattern every time celebrities die close together? We get into our love of patterns, the Rule of Three, and the confirmation bias that keeps this myth alive.

• Prospector’s Prank Call — a guy joins a recreational basketball league and learns that everybody gets a funny nickname on the back of their jersey. Prospector has already picked his: “Lar Dos.” Sounds innocent enough... until you say it out loud.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, prank calls, celebrity myths, everyday absurdity, listener laughs, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest and most memorable moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• Remembering Dolly Parton — we remember Dolly Parton, who has died at 80. Prospector and Kait look back at an extraordinary career, her induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, her incredible songwriting, and why Dolly became one of those rare entertainers who seemed to be loved by just about everybody.

• The Things Prospector Believes — the weird thoughts in Prospector’s head that often get him in trouble.

• National Dog Day — what's something you do for your dog today that 10 or 20 years ago you would've called completely ridiculous? Special food? Strollers? Birthday parties? Letting the dog take up 80% of a king-size bed? Listeners confess just how far they've gone for their four-legged family members.

• Top 5 Ways to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket — you've seen the lights in the mirror. Now what? Prospector offers five completely questionable strategies for talking your way out of the ticket.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, heartfelt, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, classic rock, Dolly Parton, National Dog Day, listener stories, comedy, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• Prospector’s Picky Pet Peeves — another collection of those little everyday annoyances that shouldn't bother Prospector nearly as much as they do... but here we are.

• The Owner of the 49ers Gets Arrested — when you're a billionaire, there are probably a million different ways to get yourself into trouble. Apparently one of them involves $140 and an Ohio trailer park.

• Am I a Jerk? — Prospector's stepdaughter lives behind the radio station, so while the boss was out of town, he told her she should park in the boss's parking spot. She did. Now coworkers are trying to figure out whose mystery car is sitting there, the boss wants answers, and Prospector isn't saying a word. Was this harmless fun... or did Prospector create an office mystery that's gone far enough?

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, workplace comedy, listener debates, Picky Pet Peeves, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• National Waffle Day — you get exactly TWO toppings on your waffle. No more. No less. What are you picking? Listeners build their perfect waffle while being forced to make the tough choices.

• Top 5 Things Harry and Meghan Will Hear When They Get Back to the U.K. — Harry and Meghan are headed back to England, and Prospector imagines the warm family welcome awaiting them.

• Fantasy Football Draft Hotline — already screwed up your fantasy football draft? Before you panic and spend the next four months pretending you "didn't really care this year anyway," Prospector is here to help.

• Prospector’s Prank Call — Prospector calls a woman with an offer that's hard to refuse: a free dinner. There's just one tiny catch. Before she gets her meal, she has to make 20 more dinners for us to sell. Somehow "free" keeps getting more expensive.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, fantasy football, prank calls, listener debates, comedy, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• Talk About an Upgrade! AC/DC has a new opening act for one night only in St. Louis, and it's Foo Fighters! Dave Grohl gets to live out a childhood dream by opening for one of the bands that helped make him want to play rock and roll in the first place.

• Go or No Go — from the Pittston Tomato Festival to everything else happening around NEPA, we help you figure out what's worth getting off the couch for this weekend.

• Prospector's NO K Fun Run — finally, a race Prospector has been training his entire life for. Absolutely NO running required. The NO K is coming Saturday, October 10 at Breaker Brewing Outpost in Archbald, with live music, a T-shirt, a medal for successfully going nowhere, and proceeds benefiting Team Allied Services.

• inTEXTicated — the drunken texts you forgot you sent... until somebody reminds you the next morning.

• Prospector’s Rant — driving around NEPA can already feel like a contact sport. Add bicycles to the mix and everybody needs to figure out how to share the road without trying to kill each other.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Week

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, classic rock, NEPA events, prank-free stupidity, listener laughs, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• National Radio Day: Can You Imagine Life Without Radio? Radio has supposedly been on its deathbed for decades, yet somehow we're still here. We celebrate National Radio Day by imagining what the world would actually be like without it.

• The Original Is Better Than the Modern Version — physical buttons instead of touchscreens. Paper menus instead of QR codes. Actual keys instead of apps. What supposedly outdated thing was better before somebody decided to "improve" it?

• How Do You Get Gen X to Go to Concerts Again? Comfortable seats. Reasonable start times. Easy parking. And maybe lock up everybody's damn phone. Comedian Dan Regan lays out the demands that'll get Gen X off the couch and back into concert venues.

• Prospector’s Prank Call — Prospector calls a bar manager offering to help book some new bands. The names sound believable enough at first... until it becomes clear every single one is actually a slang term for diarrhea.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, National Radio Day, Gen X, classic rock, prank calls, listener conversations, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• R.I.P. Frank Beard — we remember longtime ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard, including the story behind one of rock's great ironies: the only guy in ZZ Top named Beard was the guy without the giant beard.

• If I Don't Do BLANK, Was I Even at the Fair? With the Hartford Fair underway, listeners finish the sentence: What’s the one thing you must do before you leave a fair? Maybe it's eating something deep fried, playing a midway game, seeing the animals, or buying something you absolutely did not need.

• The Things Prospector Believes — more of the weird thoughts in Prospector’s head that usually end up getting him in trouble.

• Top 5 Reasons BMW Drivers Suck — a new report confirms what everyone stuck behind the wheel has suspected for years: BMW drivers rank among the worst on the road. Prospector has five theories explaining why.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, classic rock, Hartford Fair, driving humor, listener stories, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• Prospector’s Picky Pet Peeves: NFL Preseason Edition — trying to actually find the game, suffering through the other team's homer announcers, and fans declaring somebody the next superstar after he looked great against guys who won't be on a practice squad three weeks from now. Prospector has some issues with preseason football.

• Is There Actually Pumpkin in Your Pumpkin Spice Latte? Pumpkin spice season has arrived, even though the air conditioner is still running. We find out which popular PSLs actually contain pumpkin and which ones are basically serving you delicious autumn lies.

• How to Make Your Fantasy Football Draft Better — the draft is supposed to be one of the best nights of the fantasy season. Prospector has some ideas for making sure yours doesn't become three hours of waiting for the guy who hasn't done any research to make his pick.

• Am I a Jerk? — another questionable decision goes before the listeners as Prospector finds out whether he's justified or just the jerk in the story.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, NFL preseason, fantasy football, pumpkin spice season, listener debates, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• Measles Have Made It to NEPA — after a possible measles exposure at Geisinger Medical Center near Danville, Prospector welcomes another disease we thought we'd left in the past with a special Measles Reunion Tour.

• What Superstition Do You KNOW Is Ridiculous... But Still Follow? Knocking on wood, avoiding ladders, refusing to open an umbrella indoors. Your brain knows it's nonsense, but apparently nobody wants to take the chance.

• How to Keep Your HOA Off Your Back with a Can of Spray Paint — one homeowner gets tired of being fined over a dead bush and discovers the cheapest landscaping service in America: paint the damn thing green.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Day — another deserving idiot receives one of the Prospector Show's highest dishonors.

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, local news comedy, listener stories, HOA insanity, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show.

On today’s episode:

• Top 5 Rejected Oreo Flavors — after Oreo and KFC teamed up for an 11 Herbs & Spices flavored cookie, Prospector imagines some of the other flavors that thankfully never made it past the testing phase.

• inTEXTicated — another collection of drunken texts that seemed like brilliant ideas at the time and became evidence the next morning.

• Go or No Go — what's worth doing around NEPA this weekend? We run through some of the biggest local events and help you decide where you're going and what you're skipping.

• Prospector’s Rant — after seeing Billy Idol and DEVO at Montage Mountain, Prospector has some things to say about the people who apparently forgot how you're supposed to behave at a concert. From nonstop talking to people who spend the entire show staring at their phones, concert etiquette needs a refresher course.

• Prospector’s Yambag of the Week

• Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show.

Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, classic rock, local events, comedy, concert etiquette, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.