Football season is here ... kind of. A CNN poll shows Trump and Biden in a very tight race. Jamie Lee Curtis, yes still alive, sparks USPS conspiracy claims. Protesting ... the postmaster general?? The national debt continues to swell. Fire tornados, mosquito tornados, and hurricane-like winds. Chicago continues its "peaceful" protests. A 19-year-old’s history doesn’t matter for many who want him in the Senate. Ayanna Pressley: “Unrest in the street, due to unrest in our lives.” Thousands of boaters turn out for Trump. Democrats are still hidin’ Biden, and no one is buying it. Taylor Swift once again graces us with her limitless political savvy.

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