This story belongs to author and gift-to-humanity Chuck Tingle. 

If you like this episode, please check out the book it came from: https://amzn.to/34wyZep

I also suggest checking out the rest of Chuck Tingle's books as they are brilliantly humorous and unreasonably sexy at times. 

Dear Chuck Tingle,

If you ended up here somehow... HI THERE, BUCKAROO! If you want me to take this down, just let me know, but I hope you enjoy my take on your book before that. Keep up the great work, friend!

SINcerely,

ProxyFox

From my 2013 Voicemail project.

From my 2013 voicemail project.

From a 2014 conversation with StaticCrowbar, brought to you through space and time thanks to technology.

The speech delivered by Charlie Chaplin in "The Great Dictator" is possibly the greatest speech ever given. It speaks to the underlying kindness of the human race and gives hope that we can take back our freedoms and pursue a better world where all can be equal. I made a few adjustments to the original speech to modernize it some and tried not to copy Charlie's tone and inflection too much. I hope you enjoy my take on The Greatest Speech Ever Given"

You can find the original review posted on BetterBeMeta's Tumblr here: https://betterbemeta.tumblr.com/post/79433260340/this-tea-is-awful-its-fucking-disgusting-dont 

From the Archive, the second part of StaticCrowbar and ProxyFox reading SCP 087-2.

This is a throwback to a reading that StaticCrowbar and ProxyFox did of SCP 087-1 back in 2015. 

This was shared with us by a series of screen shots from a Facebook post by user Doug Smith. Enjoy our take on it!