Sometimes you have a plan and all goes according to it. And sometimes, you have nights like this.

In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss their names, why  pirates wear eye patches, pedophilia lenses, and why dentists are not real doctors. They also dismantle the entire medical establishment, one pill at a time, and read some fan mail all in 30 minutes.

Disclaimer: Nothing these two idiots-with-microphones say should be taken seriously. Well, maybe a few things. You'll have to listen to discover which is which.

P.s. We will do better next time.

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P.p.p.s. We apologize to any chiropractors, optometrists, dentists, or anyone in the pharmaceutical industry who might have been offended by this podcast. We are obviously joking. We need you all (mostly). 

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