Heading into festival season, your intrepid crowdsurfers park their inflatable car so that Jon can wreak quiz-based revenge and explain the origin of the 'f*** you' delay. Speaking of Bangface, Mike treats his co-host to a Grommit-grade tale of thoroughly British Palmfacing, and extols the virtues of oxtail filtering. Meanwhile, Jon sacrifices his browser history to the gods of multi-instrumentalism in order to salvage the European Project, while singing through his harmonikazoo. Plus, Billie Eilish embodies the true Zen of Toast, restoring Mike's faith in great art and personal smugness. Oh, and if you see Britney, tell her we're looking for Amy...

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