If the internet has calmed down enough about a certain game dev and her possible connections, Jeff and J.D. are here to calm you with a summation of the fairly slow week. We had EA announce things to make gamers mad, of course. Kojima and Sakurai announce things completely unexpected in surprising ways, why not. And we had Jeff and J.D. play a few multiplayer games in what is probably their favorite Halo game, just for kicks.