When there isn't really any news, the internet community has only a few choices on what to be upset about. This week, it's all a matter of time: the announcement on the Switch (early, for Europeans), the day Yooka-Laylee comes out on Wii U (never), the length of time before chest hair is properly modelled (too long). Jeff and J.D. will educate you, and explain plans for a Planet of the Apes adventure game.