Nintendo is finally having their tell-all on their new console this Thursday night, meaning all of these Switch rumors can be laid to rest. No, it probably does NOT hand-make Bagel Bites right on your TV, and it probably does not cost $556 plus s/h. Jeff's been plucking at a new instrument that was not designed for Rock Band, though, and J.D. has stepped back into post-apocalyptic New York City, so maybe their tales can entertain you while you wait to turn it over and hit it.