It’s a post-Turkey-day rampage of positively bizarre news on the Whiparound, Citizens! Shaun’s got his very latest and very last (for NOW) food and drink POISONING story for November, for one thing. He whisks us all to lovely, untamed Brazil, where a man, his wife, and his mistress get VERY clever about how to lower their grocery bills and make a little pocket change! Their scheme just takes a little ingenuity and a lot of MACABRE.

Over in SCIENCE!, Phil is guaranteed to change the way you look at headbands FOREVER. I mean, this one hits some amazing highs and shuddering lows, and that’s just in the Good Doctor’s segue! Find out how “mind reading” casual headwear is changing lives and totally titillating the military-minded!

And never ever EVER think we’d make you start a brand new month without our usual blitz of Three-for-the-Road mini-stories, a brand new Covidiot of the Week, and a (doozie of a) new game!

It’s here for the taking, so come one, come all! Get your weird news here, read (and marvel) all about it!