This week on Late For Changeover, we salute the USS Enterprise (no, not the warp-speed one) for airlifting aircraft to Wake Island like it’s 1944 all over again. Meanwhile, Space Force is officially hunting “abnormal” objects in space—so if your UFO has a cracked windshield or questionable registration, now’s the time to ghost. We also spotlight the 2023 USO Troops of the Year—real-life heroes who slapped on tourniquets and saved lives like it was just another Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more: the Pentagon bombs its sixth consecutive audit (shocker), the Marine Corps gives up after three years of trying to redesign a PT uniform, and we wrap with the best 2023 outtakes—proving once again that military humor is a little dark, very loud, and almost never safe for work. If you’re into space podcasts, Space Force news, or News for Vets who love a good laugh with their facepalm, this one’s your holiday buffet of absurdity.