Were you hoping for an in-depth and insightful take on the land of the long white cloud, the land without teeth that is New Zealand? Whelp, you've got some progressively more Dadaist Yelp reviews, shameless smash cuts, and constant mispronunciations of Maori and English words alike. At length. Also Hobbits.

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 Soooo it’s been 82 issues, every fortnight over 3 years and we never lost a recording. That streak has been broken. Tom managed to record the issue due out today entirely on the microphone. Hope you understand why you’ll have to wait a proper episode. Begs your collective pardons.