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Pub Songs & Stories #280: Reaver Drinking Song
“If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing – and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.” Zoe’s description of reavers on the TV show Firefly sounds pretty insane. And every time we meet the reavers in the show and movie, they seem just as insane. And yet… they can fly spaceships. I share the story behind my song “Reavers Drinking Songs” today on Pub Songs & Stories #280.
0:25 – Marc Gunn “Molly Malone feat. Jesse Ferguson” from Come Adventure With Me
3:00 – WELCOME TO PUB SONGS & STORIES
I am Marc Gunn. I’m a Sci F’Irish musician and podcaster living in Atlanta, Georgia. Come Adventure With Me comes out on March 4
If you’re new to the show, please subscribe. You can do that PubSong.com or Just send me an email to follow@celtfather.
5:09 – UPCOMING SHOWS
6:06 – The Elders “Down at the Pub” from Well Alright Then
10:12 – JOIN THE CLUB
The show is brought to you by my supporters on Patreon. If you enjoy this podcast or my music, please join the Club. You get something new every week. It could be bonus podcasts, downloadable songs, printed sheet music, blogs, or stories from the road. Plus, you’ll get access to videos like my Coffee with The Celtfather video concerts. Email follow@celtfather !
If you can’t support me financially, just sign up on Patreon for free.
10:53 – THE STORY OF REAVER DRINKING SONG
Reavers Drinking Songs Lyrics
“Reaver Drinking Song” lyrics and music Marc Gunn
* Bash their heads flay their skin
Make them scream in pain
Let ‘em alone and think you’re done
Let's start another refrain
Niska was old and scary,
A bad reputation
And then he heard a reaver scream
His body's gone for cremation.
Badger was a businessman
Roots in the community
A reaver ate his little gang
And now he can't even pee
Durran's steak was always rare
Before I first met him
He met a reaver now won't eat steak
He's a vegetarian
Bester loved ships and women
They howled when he boarded them
He shipped was boarded by reavers. Now
He howls when they board him.
Boss Higgins' word was law
What he said was set in stone
Then reavers hit Higgins' Moon
The law is now written in bone
Fanty and Mingo are fine twins
You can't tell one from t'other
Until they met a band of reavers
Now Mingo's the prettiest brother
Jubal was a bounty hunter
A sadist through and through
He rambled about philosophy
While a reaver started to chew
No mercy, they all were weak
Cattle for the slaughter
Open them up, look inside
I think I see Harry Potter
18:23 – Marc Gunn “Reaver Drinking Song” from Come Adventure With Me
20:57 – CREDITS
Thanks for listening to Pub Songs & Stories. This episode was edited by Mitchell Petersen.
You can follow and listen to the show on my Patreon or wherever you find podcasts. Sign up to my mailing list to learn more about songs featured in this podcast and discover where I’m performing.
Remember. Reduce, reuse, recycle, and think about how you can make a positive impact on your environment.
Have fun and sing along at www.pubsong.com!
#pubstories
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By Pub Songs & Stories Podcast – Marc Gunn“If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing – and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.” Zoe’s description of reavers on the TV show Firefly sounds pretty insane. And every time we meet the reavers in the show and movie, they seem just as insane. And yet… they can fly spaceships. I share the story behind my song “Reavers Drinking Songs” today on Pub Songs & Stories #280.
0:25 – Marc Gunn “Molly Malone feat. Jesse Ferguson” from Come Adventure With Me
3:00 – WELCOME TO PUB SONGS & STORIES
I am Marc Gunn. I’m a Sci F’Irish musician and podcaster living in Atlanta, Georgia. Come Adventure With Me comes out on March 4
If you’re new to the show, please subscribe. You can do that PubSong.com or Just send me an email to follow@celtfather.
5:09 – UPCOMING SHOWS
6:06 – The Elders “Down at the Pub” from Well Alright Then
10:12 – JOIN THE CLUB
The show is brought to you by my supporters on Patreon. If you enjoy this podcast or my music, please join the Club. You get something new every week. It could be bonus podcasts, downloadable songs, printed sheet music, blogs, or stories from the road. Plus, you’ll get access to videos like my Coffee with The Celtfather video concerts. Email follow@celtfather !
If you can’t support me financially, just sign up on Patreon for free.
10:53 – THE STORY OF REAVER DRINKING SONG
Reavers Drinking Songs Lyrics
“Reaver Drinking Song” lyrics and music Marc Gunn
* Bash their heads flay their skin
Make them scream in pain
Let ‘em alone and think you’re done
Let's start another refrain
Niska was old and scary,
A bad reputation
And then he heard a reaver scream
His body's gone for cremation.
Badger was a businessman
Roots in the community
A reaver ate his little gang
And now he can't even pee
Durran's steak was always rare
Before I first met him
He met a reaver now won't eat steak
He's a vegetarian
Bester loved ships and women
They howled when he boarded them
He shipped was boarded by reavers. Now
He howls when they board him.
Boss Higgins' word was law
What he said was set in stone
Then reavers hit Higgins' Moon
The law is now written in bone
Fanty and Mingo are fine twins
You can't tell one from t'other
Until they met a band of reavers
Now Mingo's the prettiest brother
Jubal was a bounty hunter
A sadist through and through
He rambled about philosophy
While a reaver started to chew
No mercy, they all were weak
Cattle for the slaughter
Open them up, look inside
I think I see Harry Potter
18:23 – Marc Gunn “Reaver Drinking Song” from Come Adventure With Me
20:57 – CREDITS
Thanks for listening to Pub Songs & Stories. This episode was edited by Mitchell Petersen.
You can follow and listen to the show on my Patreon or wherever you find podcasts. Sign up to my mailing list to learn more about songs featured in this podcast and discover where I’m performing.
Remember. Reduce, reuse, recycle, and think about how you can make a positive impact on your environment.
Have fun and sing along at www.pubsong.com!
#pubstories