This week on the Pubcast we discuss the sexual activity of horses, Dan's smoking induced fear of beards and bankers on clown bikes. There might just be some football debate thrown in for good measure. Also...

• The next Crewe prodigy

• Merseyside derby reaction

• A new Van Persie chant

• Performance of the week

• Clint Hill's "goal"

• Spurs and Bale fail

• The Football League awards

• Derby v Notts Forest

• Positive news on the Villa (at last)

• Chelsea v Napoli predictions

• Melbourne Heart update

• Plus much more