After a week’s enforced hiatus, the pubcasters braved the midday sun at Canary Wharf for a pint and a chat about football. This week we were joined by a pair of Johns as well as well as our good friend Aimee, who was discussing pairs of another kind…

Despite a distinct lack of actual football, plus a slight technical hitch with our high tech recording equipment (Jim’s phone overheating in the sun), we managed to pack plenty of footy chat into the show, including:

• Jerome’s team GB performance review

• Ronaldinho’s costly can of cola

• Pompey in turmoil

• Darlington update

• Darren Fletcher’s future

• Luka Modric going AWOL

• Bale banned?

• QPR’s cunning plan

• Mirror Fantasy Football

• Western Sydney Wanderers update (& Adelaide United’s phantom player)

• Sean’s speech impediment

• Naughty boys of the week, including Mario Balotelli’s new best mate

• Michael Owen’s Twitter Q&A & 30p for a pee rant

• Bangor City’s Les Davies up for European Player of the Year

• Plus the usual insight and banter you know and tolerate