This week: Whether you like it or not, it's pumpkin spice season. We taste a variety of seasonal treats. The Trader Joes pumpkin drop. Why does every Trader Joes employee want to know our plans? A Boar's Head omen. The wine and cheese karen. Shopping with an ice cream cone in hand. That one black and white photo of a buffalo. A dark Target conspiracy. The barren wasteland of CVS self checkout. Pumpkin flaps return! Teeny tiny pretzels. A pumpkin spice wine tasting. Have we grown out of the VMAs?