My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

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This episode is not the normal shit-scapades featuring the all too loathsome Jimbo and The Broken Spokes starring the Ruptured Assholes presented by Preparation H for those tough to treat hemmroids that when you get fucked in the ass like Jimbo and the always hateable Liz the Jizz Stain-you need to eat an embarrass-mint because your breathe smells like shit and cum. Well it's better to eat shit and drink semen than to not eat or drink at all, right? Go fuck. Yourself jizz stain. The Jizz Stains hemmroids actually pop during anal sex providing an interesting but foul smelling lubricant that literally smells like rotten turkey, hence the foul comment. Is also horrifically offensive to the olfactory senses. It's a good thing we have to wear the COVId mask otherwise I might have been killed. Lastly, those thing spray all over the place when popped like when I haven't fucked the Jizz stain for a few days, it's been over a year now, I go to a support group and we just say "no no not today. Jizz stain stay the fuck away, never cum on her face another day".... That's our chant and we are growing in numbers. We have 75 million world wide.. it's quite remarkable how terrible she truly jizz. I mean is.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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